Quiche? Or something with lots of cheese and bacon?
It was around midnight in Sydney (I wrote that just so that it sounds more mysterious) that I got one of these "Cheese and Bacon Pies" from 7-11. It tastes mainly like it was made of beef and in fact, a closer look at the ingredients said that the cheese and the bacon forms only 12% of the product (in weight, if I remember correctly). How's that for misleading advertising? It was still a good pie though.
What was that not-so-old adage? Something like "we live in a world where lemonade contains no lemon but detergent does".